this is why i'm against internet forums

"Human destroying themselves! if you can't reproduce thats the end of human kind. If HIV aids virus was from monkeys, how long have those cameroonians tribe were eating monkeys? may be since the time immemorial! so the theory of monkey eating is false!!. HIV aids is a disease from homosexuals, if you mix crap and sperm tell me whether you wont come up with a time bomb disease! its just a common sense theory and it has nothing to do with the bible!!!. Bill you can't force a weirdo on people!"

"As as far as I am concerned, there is only one way to make a baby. And it's not between two same-sex couples. Let the truth be the truth. God bless America! Long live the truth."

"God has created Man an Woman with a specific purpose. Same sex marriage is sincerely not acceptable if we consider in biblical aspect. Men and Women are human beings created by god and have a great role in creation. If same sex marriage becomes widespeard we will be in an era where animals dominate humans."

"Wow, it is amazing to me just how ignorant so many people are, in this world, when it comes to the Bible and what the true creator of this world and mankind has to say about same sex marriage. The true King, Jesus Christ, was very specific in his word that marriage exists between a man and a woman, not between a man and a man or a woman and a woman. When I read stuff like this and read comments from individuals like I have it just gives me more of a reason to pray that Jesus comes back soon and picks up his church."

"I'm personally against gay marriage. All you people who sit there and call it "equal rights" are crazy. What happens 10 years from now when people decide that they want to marry an animal? Would you consider that equal rights too? The way this country is going we will end up like the movie "Total Recall" in 15 yrs"

"Say NO to same sex marriages..We cant keep hiding the fact that these people have some sort of mental problem, If more people had better healthcare, they could go to a medical doctor for relief instead of looking at their friend of the same sex and having sexual thoughts….Thats Just sick……..Do they know they cant produce or is it just a fad… something to do for the moment or something to commit to for life..Its terrible how people live,doing things, just tomake them feel good, even if it hurts society…..They are no better that Drug Addicts who need counseling……whats the difference between a regular friendship and gay friendship……they decided to have sex???? Can I be your partner without us having sex….what make us different ……we are not gay….and just dont see where reality steps in within this problem……God Bless America……And kids please fight those temptations…….the puzzle piece does not fit…..Dont put it there Tommy or Annie"

And to finish:

"I haven't changed my opposition to gay marriages. You see, there is such a thing as moral absolutism (which says gay marriages is wrong). The problem with moral relativism is that weasels, like a certain person who doesn't know what the words "is" or "sex" means, should not be allowed to redefine morailty for themselves or others."

This was all hand-picked from the CNN forums. Each person was responding to Bill Clinton's latest interview, stating his support for gay marriage.

I love it.

Sparky, etc.

Excerpt from "Puppy" (George Saunders, The New Yorker) -

What had she just said? That had been good. Love was liking someone how he was and doing things to help him get better.
Like Bo wasn't perfect, but she loved him how he was and tried to help him get better. If they could keep him safe, maybe he'd mellow out as he got older. If he mellowed out, maybe he could someday have a family. Like there he was now in the yard, sitting quietly, looking at flowers. Tapping with his bat, happy enough. He looked up, waved the bat at her, gave her that smile. Yesterday he'd been stuck in the house, all miserable. He'd ended the day screaming in bed, so frustrated. Today he was looking at flowers. Who was it that thought up that idea, the idea that had made today better than yesterday? Who loved him enough to think that up? Who loved him more than anyone else in the world loved him?
Her.
She did.

To Paris Gangsters

Whoever invented phones with speakers should be hanged. I don't want to hear your shitty compressed rap music out of weak speakers on the metro. Do you like being embarrassed? Must you let everyone know you listen to shit music? Buy some fucking headphones, pull up your pants, stop shopping at Delaveine, and get better shoes. Don't lie. You ain't gangsta. You speak French. Trying to sound gangsta in French is like the London Symphony Orchestra covering Tupac. It's as if Celine Dion covered Snoop.

It doesn't work.

ive always wanted to play gershwin's "rhapsody in blue" with a real orchestra. i think thats the only thing missing right now from my paris life (besides money) - my piano.

i love watching piano songs on youtube and seeing pretentious musicians insult performers in the comments. assholes. i love them.

i was meant for the stage

Mother, please be proud.
Father, be forgiving.
Even though you told me
'Son, you'll never make a living.'
Oh, oh.

after silence

well that was a learning experience.

all things go

If I was crying
In the van, with my friend
It was for freedom
From myself and from the land
I made a lot of mistakes
I made a lot of mistakes
I made a lot of mistakes
I made a lot of mistakes