To Paris Gangsters

Whoever invented phones with speakers should be hanged. I don't want to hear your shitty compressed rap music out of weak speakers on the metro. Do you like being embarrassed? Must you let everyone know you listen to shit music? Buy some fucking headphones, pull up your pants, stop shopping at Delaveine, and get better shoes. Don't lie. You ain't gangsta. You speak French. Trying to sound gangsta in French is like the London Symphony Orchestra covering Tupac. It's as if Celine Dion covered Snoop.

It doesn't work.

ive always wanted to play gershwin's "rhapsody in blue" with a real orchestra. i think thats the only thing missing right now from my paris life (besides money) - my piano.

i love watching piano songs on youtube and seeing pretentious musicians insult performers in the comments. assholes. i love them.